effington:

effington:

The best parts of this Beach Boys concert so far:

$5 junior mints

Drunk 60+ year olds

One man with long white hair who stood by the stage and scream-sang every word of every song while nonstop clapping

The visuals projected on a giant screen behind The Boys showing an impossibly pixelated slideshow of what I assume was every Google image search result for “beach”

At one point one of them announced he’d been to a wedding in Brooklyn once at a Catholic Church and a solid 30 people cheered at the word “Catholic” and one of them screamed “which parish!!!”

At the start of “Be True To Your School” Mike Love got down on one knee and when he stood back up they played a [door creaking] sound effect

Part II:

The fact that there was a Part II because there was an intermission so everyone could go to the bathroom

During a cover of “Rock N’ Roll Music” a similar pixelated slideshow of every Google image result for clip art of the words “rock n roll” written in different fonts, we just checked, it’s literally the first page of a search for the words “rock n roll”

During “Barbara Ann” 12-14 white women aged 20-35 in casual clothing came and danced behind them for no discernible reason and everyone looked confused

One of them kissed Mike Love full on the mouth and it did not look like he was prepared

Mike Love performed a song he dedicated to George Harrison apparently inspired by the fact that their birthdays are close called “Pisces Brothers” which PROMINENTLY FEATURES THE LYRICS “HARE KRISHNA / I WILL MISS ‘YA”

fmfridays:

Black Knight 2000 (System 11B), 1989
Brian Schmidt, Dan Forden, Steve Ritchie

He rides again.

Despite my resequenced version of Black Knight 2000′s main theme being the most popular post on this blog by a considerable margin, I have never been totally happy with it. PinMAME is the only emulator that will play the complete track at the correct tempo (which is pretty important for synching up the vocals), and by default, the drums are much too quiet! But then I found out you can adjust the volume of the YM2151 and the DAC separately, and I felt very dumb. Oops. So. Here’s the main theme, Now With Drums. Enjoy!

As an added bonus, I have made available acapella versions of the Choir Of Angels and Black Knight. If you had the strange inclination to do a remix, but couldn’t be bothered to rip and sequence the vocals yourself, hey, now you can. These vocals are performed by Stephanie Rogers & Glo Van Vlack, and Steve Ritchie, respectively.

scarhaver:

good body parts:

  • teeth (common)
  • feathers (common)
  • ichor (rare)
  • horns (intermediate)
  • antlers (intermediate)
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dongstomper:

trailerparkhardcore:

lycoteuthis:

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

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Suction warlock

don the piss robe

(Source: lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131)